Black Guy Tyrone Eats A Thick, Brown Substance That Came Out Of His Big, Black Hole.

Tyrone went to the kitchen and checked if there’s anything delicious in the fridge.

“Hmm, there are two eggs, one slice of cheese, a bottle of ketchup and some avian feces leftovers from yesterday’s dinner.” He noticed and checked on the freezer, “Nothing inside here…”

He got really hungry and had to eat FAST. Otherwise he could DIE. He didn’t want to be like all those mainstream black boys, dying from starvation everyday somewhere in Africa (wherever it was), so he decided that he’s gonna eat anything he’ll find in his house.

However, when he tried to swallow his TV he almost broke his jaw.

“Shit, I gotta eat something softer and smaller than that…” he said to himself, “Wait…. ‘shit’… I know!”

He pulled down his pants, crouched down and a literal black hole appeared in front of him. He reached into it and grabbed some chocolate ice cream.

“Thank you black hole, you never disappoint me.” He said.

“No problem dawg.” The black hole replied, “You know I’m always there for you, my nigga.”

And then the hole disappeared. Tyrone got up and pulled up his pants, and then he ate the ice cream.

THE END

Didn’t expect that, huh?

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Bike Ride

“Hey, junior, let’s go on a bike ride.” Dad said to Tyrone.

“Okay dad, just don’t make it like the last time, ok?” Tyrone replied.

“Don’t worry, let’s go.”

After a while, they were outside their house, and they had bikes ready to go.

“Are you sitting comfy, Tyrone?”

“Yeah, why?”

“Just askin’.”

“Dad, I said I don’t want it to be like the other time.”

“It’s alright, don’t worry. You go first.”

Tyrone pushed the pedals, and as he went through the gateway, the gateway turned into a portal to another dimension, and it sucked Tyrone inside, just to shit him out in a world full of gigantic dinosaurs, flying krakens and furry creatures of massive size and posture.

Tyrone got scared and started riding straight forward in amok, avoiding obstacles such as giant brontosaurs and their shits. Suddenly, a herd of T-rexes jumped out of the woods nearby and ate brontosaurs. Then they started chasing Tyrone. Tyrone tried to escape, farting loudly, gradually filling his pants with dense shit.

Just when he thought it was over for him, a meteor fell from the sky, destroying the entire planet, launching Tyrone far away into space. Tyrone spent two months in space, trying to find a way back home, and he finally found a portal. He went through it and teleported back into his living room.

“Oh, Tyrone, what’s up?” his dad said, “Where’s your bike?”

Then Tyrone attacked his dad with a series of fast, consecutive blows with a magic spear, but his dad performed a backflip, dodging Tyrone’s attacks. Tyrone’s dad summoned a portal to hell, and devils started coming out of it, to destroy and eat Tytone. However, Tyrone sucked the devils, the portal, his dad, and the entire district into his asshole. Then, he aimed his ass up to the sky and fired its contents into space.

“Finally, lol.” Tyrone said.

The whole incident was spotted by some retard, who approached Tyrone.

“Excuse me, but don’t you think maybe that you should make up for the damage you have caused here?” he asked.

“Uhh, excuse me, but don’t you think that you’re too retarded to ask me that?”

“Yes, that’s correct.”

And then Tyrone and the retard transformed into asians and travelled to China to eat some dogs.

THE END

I hope you’ve enjoyed it fags ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)