Black Guy Tyrone Eats A Thick, Brown Substance That Came Out Of His Big, Black Hole.

Tyrone went to the kitchen and checked if there’s anything delicious in the fridge.

“Hmm, there are two eggs, one slice of cheese, a bottle of ketchup and some avian feces leftovers from yesterday’s dinner.” He noticed and checked on the freezer, “Nothing inside here…”

He got really hungry and had to eat FAST. Otherwise he could DIE. He didn’t want to be like all those mainstream black boys, dying from starvation everyday somewhere in Africa (wherever it was), so he decided that he’s gonna eat anything he’ll find in his house.

However, when he tried to swallow his TV he almost broke his jaw.

“Shit, I gotta eat something softer and smaller than that…” he said to himself, “Wait…. ‘shit’… I know!”

He pulled down his pants, crouched down and a literal black hole appeared in front of him. He reached into it and grabbed some chocolate ice cream.

“Thank you black hole, you never disappoint me.” He said.

“No problem dawg.” The black hole replied, “You know I’m always there for you, my nigga.”

And then the hole disappeared. Tyrone got up and pulled up his pants, and then he ate the ice cream.

THE END

Didn’t expect that, huh?

Frank Makes A Terrible Mistake In Contact With Black People

Great story 10/10  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Frank approached some black dudes in Manhattan and asked:

“Excuse me, but are you guys black?”

“Indeed, we are.” Some black guy replied, “Why are you asking, young boy?”

“Because I don’t really like nigs.”

“Oh, what a coincidence, we don’t like whites, too!”

Then the black guys turned into werewolves and bit Frank’s head off.

Later the black guys were caught and prosecuted, but they were released free, because that would be racist if they were considered guilty.

Frank died for nothing, and his carcass was delivered to a nearby butchery and was turned into a delicious sausage, YUM! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

THE END

It was worth waiting for such a cool story, right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)