“Hey, junior, let’s go on a bike ride.” Dad said to Tyrone.
“Okay dad, just don’t make it like the last time, ok?” Tyrone replied.
“Don’t worry, let’s go.”
After a while, they were outside their house, and they had bikes ready to go.
“Are you sitting comfy, Tyrone?”
“Dad, I said I don’t want it to be like the other time.”
“It’s alright, don’t worry. You go first.”
Tyrone pushed the pedals, and as he went through the gateway, the gateway turned into a portal to another dimension, and it sucked Tyrone inside, just to shit him out in a world full of gigantic dinosaurs, flying krakens and furry creatures of massive size and posture.
Tyrone got scared and started riding straight forward in amok, avoiding obstacles such as giant brontosaurs and their shits. Suddenly, a herd of T-rexes jumped out of the woods nearby and ate brontosaurs. Then they started chasing Tyrone. Tyrone tried to escape, farting loudly, gradually filling his pants with dense shit.
Just when he thought it was over for him, a meteor fell from the sky, destroying the entire planet, launching Tyrone far away into space. Tyrone spent two months in space, trying to find a way back home, and he finally found a portal. He went through it and teleported back into his living room.
“Oh, Tyrone, what’s up?” his dad said, “Where’s your bike?”
Then Tyrone attacked his dad with a series of fast, consecutive blows with a magic spear, but his dad performed a backflip, dodging Tyrone’s attacks. Tyrone’s dad summoned a portal to hell, and devils started coming out of it, to destroy and eat Tytone. However, Tyrone sucked the devils, the portal, his dad, and the entire district into his asshole. Then, he aimed his ass up to the sky and fired its contents into space.
“Finally, lol.” Tyrone said.
The whole incident was spotted by some retard, who approached Tyrone.
“Excuse me, but don’t you think maybe that you should make up for the damage you have caused here?” he asked.
“Uhh, excuse me, but don’t you think that you’re too retarded to ask me that?”
“Yes, that’s correct.”
And then Tyrone and the retard transformed into asians and travelled to China to eat some dogs.
I hope you’ve enjoyed it fags ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)