Johny had an extraordinary case of brain malfunction and anyone who ever met him thinks of him as a psycho.
One time in the evening, he was about to take Psychofix pills, which guarantee a calm sleep and prevent shitting yourself in the night.
“Okay, so I’ll take these pills now and go to sleep” Johny said and grabbed a pill and a glass of water.
Then he drank the water, put the pil aside on the desk and went to sleep.
Tomorrow… Johny woke up. He looks: the pill has not been taken.
“Oh no! I didn’t take the pill yesterday! I hope nothing bad happened.”
Johny went outside to breathe some fresh air. As he opened the door, he saw the entire discrit covered with shit, the backyard dug up, full of banana peels (all in shit), and army choppers flying everywhere, rescuing civilians bogged down up to the waist in shit.
He took a look around and said:
“Well, at least I didn’t shit myself tonight.”
Then he entered his home, and there, military troops caught him, put inside a rocket and sent him on a one way journey into space.