First of all, I’d like to say that I love smearing Nutella into my ass.
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But for real, I’ve got a great review of a not-so great accessory for tablets, which I bought a few months ago.
White case with a keyboard from Tracer, which costed me about 5 dollars. And even though it was very cheap and you can write something on it away from home or in bed, the item we’re looking at is SHIT ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
The picture may not show it, but my keyboard has like 10 additional buttons, like TWO of the same button (vertical line/left slash), one next to Z button and one above Enter. Also, the Fn button is in the lower left corner, and Control is to its right. CONTROL BUTTON is not on the corner! And why did they add a Sleep button?! and Pause Break!??! Who needs that shit on a tablet! Also, Numlock replaces some of the other buttons with Numpad, so you can’t type and use NumPad buttons at the same time.
It’s also worth noting that the buttons are so cheap and fragile, that even the most silent fart can damage the keyboard, let alone a slightly harded push. So, if your hands are heavy, better look for something more sturdy (e.g. a limited edition keyboard made of dry shit, that can be bought in Nigeria).
But wait! There are even more cons to this product ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °).
It has problems with non-english characters, and some apps don’t work with it (Enter doesn’t send the message. Some apps don’t support using your tablet horizontally, making the keyboard hard to use)
But enough about the keyboard. Let’s talk a bit about the case itself. Well, it came dirty ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °) I bought it online, and the piece of paper that the case is wrapped in has a big rectangular hole it it, so you can touch it before buying. Fortunately it wasn’t covered in shit, cuz I’ve heard that some people’s cases came all brown and stinky.
It was also supposed to have a scriber included, but my seemed to vanish somehow ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °) They probably add one to every second case in the magazines, for cutting costs probably ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
Let’s cover pros, maybe?
Besides the fact that it works, there are none ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well, maybe the low price of ~5 dollars is a pro to someone.
You can’t regulate the angle in which you place the case, and the micro USB cable is flying everywhere and placed in such spot, that you might not even be able to plug it into your tablet at all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Appearance: 4/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sturdiness: 3/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So far I haven’t broken it yet, but I’m still scared to put this etui into my backpack.
Functionality: 7/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When it comes to 7 inch tablets, there is not much choice, gotta take what you’ve got ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Comfort: A solid 2/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Writing on this thing is absolutely tragical.
Price: 8/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) A cheap case for poor people like me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OVERALL: 5/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don’t recommend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you just want to write from time to time, and/or you don’t have money (cuz you’ve spend everything on pot), this is a nice thing to have. But if you’re more serious about writing on a tablet, and you’ve got more money, invest in something better.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’m retarded ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)