Great story 10/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Frank approached some black dudes in Manhattan and asked:
“Excuse me, but are you guys black?”
“Indeed, we are.” Some black guy replied, “Why are you asking, young boy?”
“Because I don’t really like nigs.”
“Oh, what a coincidence, we don’t like whites, too!”
Then the black guys turned into werewolves and bit Frank’s head off.
Later the black guys were caught and prosecuted, but they were released free, because that would be racist if they were considered guilty.
Frank died for nothing, and his carcass was delivered to a nearby butchery and was turned into a delicious sausage, YUM! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It was worth waiting for such a cool story, right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)