Sofia looked at the clock. It was 22:37.
“JESUS CHRIST!” she got scared, “It’s the New Year soon!”
She got up from the chair and put her ass on the toilet and took a shit. Then she went outside.
She took a dynamite out of her ass and light it up with fire. Then she threw it on the road and some car boom exploded.
“HAH FIREWORKS!” she laughed, “Oh damn, I need to take a shit again.”
She had to take a shit but she couldn’t take a shit because it was already midnight and nobody shits now people watch fireworks how they explode and do colors but they don’t shit.
Some kids approached Sofia and asked her.
“Hey you, why is your face so stupid?”
Sofia got mad and casted a magical spell Avada Kedavra on those kids and those kids didn’t belong to the world of the living anymore.
Then Harry Potter came back from the dead and said some shit like:
“Sofia, what is going on here?”
Sofia didn’t spare Harry and Harry was killed.
Sofia came back to Ron’s home (which she claimed her own) and filled her room with herself, and there was already a freshly baked raspberry pie waiting for her. She ate the pie and took a shit and went to sleep.
She woke up on January 1st and lived her life.
I hope you liked my december stories. Happy New Year, everybody!