December Farting Fiesta 2016 part 4– Sofia Invites Jesus For Christmas

This story is the second-last in this December series :v it covers Christmas Eve and the actual Christmas. The last story in the series will be about New Year.

Sofia arrived at The Burrow (Weasleys’ house) and surprised everyone.

“Hi there!” she greeted Ron’s mom at the door, “I’m Ron and I came here for Christmas!”

Then Sofia realized, that the effect of polyjuice elixir has worn off like a week ago.

Ron’s mom took out an AK-47 from her pocket and sprayed bullets at Sofia, but Sofia was invincible and the bullets didn’t harm her.

Then Ron’s weird brothers and their weird dad came and started shooting at Sofia with machine guns and wands. Sofia wiped them out off the ground with one, strong fart, and the whole Weasley family went flying to the space.

Sofia entered the house and saw a table full of good quality food.

“Oh, what is that?” she noticed a Christmas tree and presents underneath it, “Presents! I’ll take all of them!”

She opened them all and they all contained sweatshirts and mandarines.

Sofia burned the sweatshirts in the furnace and ate all mandarines. Next, she sat by the table and was about to eat everything, but she realized something.

“I can’t eat alone on Christmas!” she thought, “Christmas is the time to spend with friends and family!”

She didn’t know who to invite. Then she came up with a super-duper idea.

“I know! I’ll invite Jesus!” she got happy and before she did anything, Jesus appeared out of nowhere.

“Hi.” He said, “I see you have a lot of food here.”

“Yes, but it’s all for me, I can’t share anything with You.”

“Why not?”

“Because I want to eat it all.”

“But you have invited me to eat with you, didn’t you?”

“Naah, it’s not like that. I wanted You to sit with me and look how I eat everything, and in the meantime we could talk about something interesting.

“You should treat your guests, or else they might feel sad.”

Sofia unwillingly gave a piece of chicken to Jesus.

“Thanks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” Jesus said and ate the delicious chicken, “Alright, so what do you want to talk about?”

“Maybeee about that new console, Nintendo Switch, which will be released in like March 2017? And maybe You can give it to me as a gift?”

“But Christmas Eve is today, and the console hasn’t even come out yet, plus, I’m no Santa Claus. Besides, I think in Harry Potter’s world it’s not even 21st century yet…”

“Then do it so I have the console and every game that will ever come out for it right now, ok?”

“And a magical word?”

“Expeliarmus.”

Jesus sighed and gave her a Nintendo Switch.

“Thanks!”

“Kek.” Jesus said and got up.

“Hey, where are you going? I didn’t even eat a half of the food, yet!”

“You know, I can’t be sitting here for all Christmas.”

“Why not? And if I give you a second piece of chicken?”

“Okay, fine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

Jesus stayed and Sofia learned that you should always share your food, especially with someone like Jesus.

Jesus left in the late evening and Sofia went to sleep. Next day it was Christmas, so she opened the fridge and ate everything inside. She spent all Christmas eating and sharting in the toilet.

THE END

Kek.

 

 

 

 

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