You probably don’t know about it, but this is my third December story series, but this one is the first to be published on this blog. Stories will be published on Dec 1st (today), Saint Nicholas’ Day (Dec 6th), Christmas Eve, and probably by the end of the year. Enjoy!
Sofia was sitting in her room, devouring mandarines. Suddenly, the walls in her room started shaking.
“Dafuq is happening?” she approached the window and looked outside.
Then she saw Godzilla destroying the city! OMG! But Godzilla wasn’t the cause of the shaking, but heavy, long-distance farts from Sofia’s ass were.
With each bite of a mandarine, Sofia released a shockwave, that couldn’t be felt immediately. The waves accumulated in the core of the Earth and came back as an earthquake.
Then Sofia’s mom entered her room.
“Sofia, guess what I’ve cooked for the dinner.” mom said.
“Mom, the city’s falling apart, and you only think about food?”
“I cooked nothing! HAH! I pranked you! Admit it, you didn’t expect that!
“And you probably didn’t expect THAT!”
Sofia put a mandarine in her mouth and squashed it with her teeth. The quaking amplified and soon all the skyscrapers in the city turned into ash.
“Sofia, why are you so stupid?!” her brother yelled from the other room, “I can’t do my homework because of this earthquake!”
Sofia couldn’t stand it anymore and shoot shit at the floor from her ass. The shit pierced through the Earth and hit the core of the planet. Earth exploded in an instant. Nothing survived.
I mean, Sofia survived, and used her Satanic magic to teleport to Harry Potter’s realm.
Wow. Gotta add this one to my collection of “The Most Thoughtless Stories I’ve Wrote”.