Carl entered his house with a pair of fresh, new wireless Sony headphones. He plugged the docking station into his computer and started listening to music.
Then his mom entered his room.
“Carl, I see that you’ve bought a pair of wireless headphones?” she said, “What’s their range?”
“I haven’t tested it yet.” Carl responded, “But I think I’ve got an idea, how to test their range.”
He ordered a plane ticket to Johannesburg. He flew there and went on a few-week journey to the heart of the African jungle. When he got to the Democratic Republic of Congo, he put on his headphones and called his mom.
“Okay mom, play something on YouTube.” he said.
His mom played this. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) However, Carl couldn’t hear shit.
“Oh damn!” he shouted, “I’ve just noticed that the headphones were turned on this whole time! And the battery ran out!”
“Oh no!” his mom was worried, “So you drove this whole way for nothing?”
“Not exactly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
Carl wasn’t very concerned about his headphones, because earlier, he passed through a village, where they greeted him with a warm meal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I’m kidding ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) They greeted him with a cold manioc ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Carl stayed in the village and never returned home ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)