Samsung Galaxy Tab A 7.0 (2016) – A Weird Review

Some time, I wanted to get myself a Nintendo handheld, but I realised that the games for 3DS are expensive as fuck and I won’t be able to watch black people on YouTube on uch a console.

So I decided to buy a so called tablet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Samsung Galaxy Tab A 7.0 (2016) is the smallest tablet from our Korean friends at Samsung, but it will easily run every app ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) In fact, I wrote this review on this very tablet (well, not this one in particular, but my Polish version of this review ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

 

 

tablet wow

The set contains these things:

  • One tablet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • A power adapter with a USB cable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  I wanted to perform a Steve Jobs’ test on the power adapter, but it failed, sadly :/ (Steve Jobs’ is supposed to check power adapter’s efficiency. You plug the power adapter into the plug and stick the cable deep into your anus. If you can smell burned ass, the test was succesful.)
  • A beautiful box ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If somebody, like me, likes to collect boxes, they won’t be dissapointed with the cardboard’s quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Some stupid manuals which I didn’t even read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ate them right away ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My tablet is snow-white, but don’t worry, it’s not that gay as you might think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is also a black (afro-american) version.

Well what can I say, the tablet is very good, every game will run on it, the Internet is as fast as Nyan Cat flying through the universe, and YouTube provides excellent watching experience, in comparison to my phone, cuz it’s… well, bigger ._.

Oh, and if you see anywhere on the internet (like YT) that the specs are weak and the resolution is low, or that the battery is not “big” enough, don’t listen to those IDIOTS who say that, because they don’t know shit. Some guy even said that “We have 4K in smartphones, yet Samsung releases a tablet with 720p.”

First, 4K in smartphones is a marketing trick, because you’d have to use a microscope to see all those pixels. Also, the lower the resolution is, the better overall performance gets, + smaller screen = less energy consumption.

In other words, if Samsung have put a better screen and better components into Tab A, the overall performance would drop. Sounds like a paradox, but this is how it works.

Oookayy, enough of the technological explanations, let’s now move on to the stink test ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fortunately, the tablet doesn’t stink like shit, so if you’re scared of stink then you don’t have to worry.

Oh, and you have that funky rubber-like cover at the back of the tablet. Feels funny touching it, but provides a solid grip ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SCORE:

Prettiness: 10/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do you want me to say, tablet is a tablet.

Performance: 10/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Everything works just fine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) unlike your disfunctional family ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Battery: 10/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lasts longer than an iPad, that’s for sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Comfort: 7/10 ._. there are a couple of things that they could have improved, like the lock button which works funky. You can only charge it with a samsung charger (at least I think so), and you can’t set apps to install on your SD card by default. You have to move them each time. But these are minor things, really.

Cost: 8/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’m poor :0

OVERALL: 9+/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I approve of this tablet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2016 Mega Hit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My choice for the Low-Budget Tablet of the Year ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

There are also two tablet accesories that I want to review separately some time in the future ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I bought them to enhance the experience I have with the tablet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) See ya! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

 

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