James was walking through a forest and suddenly, he saw a wild boar! :O
James’ pants were filled with dense shit in an instant. The boar smelled the stench and ran away, but unfortunately, it was already all covered in stench, so the boar gave up the ghost.
James was sad, cuz he wanted to befriend with the boar. Then he realized that everything around him had died. Grass and trees withered and an acid rain started. The rain got acidic from acidic stink of James’ shit.
The rain did not hurt James, because it didn’t fall on him. The raindrops were avoiding James, because he was so disgusting that the rain didn’t want to have anything to do with Stinky James.
James went to the city he lived in, but he noticed there was nobody on the streets. People have already evacuated hours ago, when they smelled James’ stinky shit. Fortunately, James was far away from the city back then, so nobody has died.
James dediced to take off his pants all covered in shit and leave them in the middle of the street. Next, he wiped his ass with his trousers, and so, he went to his house with his ass all naked.
Unfortunately, there was nobody inside to open the door for him.
He was about to go jump off a bridge, when aliens came and sucked him into their spaceship.
The aliens were ugly and wanted to eat James, but he shitted himself again. He didn’t wear anything on his ass, so the shit just fell on the floor and burned its way down to the lower parts of the ship.
The aliens smelled the stench and they couldn’t withstand it, so they enabled the ship’s autodestruction to end their suffering.
And so James died. Serves him right, that fucking shit-taker.