Kenny was 8 years old. His age didn’t authorize him to play Call of Duty, but it was his favourite game. He was a big tryhard, always get the most kills, every shot was a 360 noscope headshot.
Some people suspected him of using an illegal software to enhance his accuracy (so called cheats). And they weren’t wrong, because Kenny was the biggest fucking cheater in the world.
” Eat lead, bitch! HAHAHA! Another headshot! You’d like to play as good as I do, am I right?” Kenny was screaming through the microphone.
“Shut your stupid face, kiddo! Does your mom know what games you play?” some guy said.
“You’re butthurt because I dominated you, hahaha!” Kenny was still laughing.
“I’ve had enough, I’m leaving. I won’t be playing with such a stupid kid.” the guy said.
“I’m leaving, too.” some other guy added.
“And I’m also going to report him. It’s impossible for such a little shit to play so good.” another guy said.
At this moment Kenny got scared. He was supposed to be invincible in the Internet! No one can punish him for cheating! He’s got to be the best one! HE, nobody else!
Then a box popped up:
You’ve been banned.
Reason: Illegal software (cheats).
Go play Minecraft with your kindergarden friends, you little shit.
A shit stream flowed out of Kenny’s anus.
“NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” he yelled and ran to mommy, “Mommy, they banned me in CoD! What am I going to play now?
“I bought you some nice airplane model toy. How about you go and build it?”
“Are you kidding mom? Do I look like a small brat to you?”
“Yes, you do. You’re 8, you should be playing with toys and not those horrible, violent games.”
“Don’t ‘but’ me here, you little shit! Go and build the plane!”
Kenny went to his room and opened the box with the plane model.
“Ugh, this sucks! I have to combine those parts! Why couldn’t they just give me a finished one instead?”
But Kenny saw that the parts combine easily and they don’t require glue. Also, the instructions were pretty clear. He started building the plane, and after about half an hour, it was ready.
“Wow, that’s cool!” he got excited and ran to mommy, “Mom, look at this plane! Isn’t it cool?”
“You see? I told you it would be fun! Now go and fly around, while I prepare a delicious dinner.”
Kenny hadto try out the new airplane. He grabbed it and jumped out of the balcony. Unfortunately, he forgot to install an engine, and the gravity can be cruel.
PS: In case you’re wondering, Kenny’s mom was cooking Quesadillas for dinner.