Chris wanted to learn about logarithms quickly. But unfortunately, he wasn’t doing very good. That’s why he asked his friend for an advice.
“Listen, Chris.” said his friend, “I know an innovative technique to quicken.”
“What’s that?” Chris asked.
“Learning mathematics can be accelerated through sniffing a pig’s ass.”
Chris was happy to hear that he can learn maths faster. So he went to his uncle’s farm and walked inside the pigshed. Next, he moved his face into some pig’s ass.
“Oh, I think it’s working. I can feel the mathematical knowledge flow through my body!”
Suddenly the pig farted so hard that Chris moved backwards because of the stink. Then he tripped over a pig shit and fell into a big hole filled with a very unpleasant stench of feces.