Tommy and mommy were sitting at the table. They were eating scrambled eggs for breakfast. Mommy was drinking coffee, while Tommy was drinking Red Bull.
“Son, you really shouldn’t drink so many energetic drinks.” mom said to Tommy, “Maybe consider switching to coffee?”
“SHUT UP MOM I KNOW BETTER!!!” he screamed with anger, “COFFEE MAKES YOUR BALLS SOFT AND RED BULL ENHANCES YOUR MIND AND BODY!”
Then Tommy pulled out an adrenaline syringe from his pocket and injected it in his ass.
“Dear God, son, what are you doing??” mom asked.
Tommy was very energetic at this moment, so he decided to jump out of his balcony. So he jumped out and broke all of his bones. What a shame.