Daniel was starving. For about 3 days, he was eating nothing but cat food and pickles.
“I’ve got and idea!” he said to himself, that psycho, “I’ll buy some sausage! It will be nice to eat something meaty for a change :>”
So he put on his socks from yesterday, some shitty slippers and a T-shirt with a big fallus printed on the chest. Then he left the house.
He entered the store and approached the cashier-lady.
“Good morning, m’lady! Can I have some sausage, please?”
“THERE IS NO SAUSAGE!!!!!!!11” she shouted and took out a shotgun from under the counter and filled the shop with lead. This caused some massive face-damage to the guy who was standing behind Daniel.
Then Daniel used his insane Kung-Fu skills to erase the cashier from this world.
Unfortunately, the aliens from the Xen dimension came, ate all humans and covered Earth with a big layer of feces.